Madison had her 5th grade music program tonight. Each of the students got to choose what rock star they wanted to be and I MAY or may not have pushed for Madonna. Cone boob Madonna was not appropriate and so we went for the 80's Madge (before she was Madge and before she had freaky man arms). We also saw Elvis, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift and a hand full of rappers. I had an um... oh dear moment when I saw a glimpse of Barry and I's future with "Madison the teenager". On Halloween she will be sporting some footie pajamas and a pacifier to be "baby Madison" so all will be well with the world.